As an introvert, I’ve been preparing for this my entire life.
I mean, this whole “shelter in place” thing is sort of my job. I wake up every morning, make tea, open my office blinds, and sit at my computer. When I get hungry, I eat. When my bladder gets full, I eat. When I’m tired, I eat. Sometimes I even wash my hands.
I can’t seem to wrap my head around the fact that so many people are having a hard time with this right now. It’s, like, not that hard. Amazon delivers almost everything I need, technology allows me to communicate with other humans, and my superior resourcefulness takes care of the rest. For instance; did you know that when the toilet paper roll runs out, you still have a marginally usable material that most people just throw away? Unrolling that cardboard tube not only gives you something to do for 30 seconds, but it’s also a TP alternative that lets you know when you’ve been wiped.
